Hi blogspot. I don't really have anything to blog about but I thought I would talk to you anyway. How are you? I am well, today i made a Thai green curry, did some sewing, and fell in LOVE with Morrison's supermarket, I can see what Richard Hammond sees in it. Anyway I thought I would take this time to ask you some Q's which have been troubling me.
Are Cheerios doughnut seeds?
Why in the Muller corner advert do they say 'I've got my cherries' twice?! Really have they run out of fruits? It is the poorest jingle i have heard in all of my days.
If swimming is such good exercise then why are Whales fat?
Also where is Copenhagen? I realise i could look this one up, but can't be bothered, i really want to go there though because it sounds like coconut. And I really enjoy coconuts and how they smell. They are probably my bestest smell along with creosote. But I think that might be a carcinogenic?
But my main Q's for you is this, it has been empirically verified that Ewan Mcgregor is in fact the best actor in the world, so why does he not get credit for Angels and demons? Why is it only Tom hanks name in the trailer? why does he only get a two minute slot on Jonathan Ross, when Eminem gets at least twenty? This I am sure you'll agree is Utterly ludicrous and I am NOT talking about the rapper.
I bought a red cabbage at Morrison's today because it was thirty eight pence. I don't know what to do with it. What even is a red cabbage? I am not entirely sure.
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Carcinogenic is a good word, I'm going to try and start using it.
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