Thursday, 28 May 2009

So i need a new name for my blog. It demanded i call it something. But what?
Maybe but what would be a good name.

Or the bats cave?
the treehouse?

Wednesday, 27 May 2009


Anna Karina is such a beaut...
My Dad was reading a book whist impersonating jean Paul Belmondo on Saturday.
When I went to France a million years ago. I thought the only known Frenches were Belmondo and Francois hardy. I insisted it was the case. But now i think about it, are either of them even alive anymore? I also thought the name Simon with a french accent was Seymour. Clare corrected me on this.
My sewing machine keeps jamming.

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Hi blogspot. I don't really have anything to blog about but I thought I would talk to you anyway. How are you? I am well, today i made a Thai green curry, did some sewing, and fell in LOVE with Morrison's supermarket, I can see what Richard Hammond sees in it. Anyway I thought I would take this time to ask you some Q's which have been troubling me.
Are Cheerios doughnut seeds?
Why in the Muller corner advert do they say 'I've got my cherries' twice?! Really have they run out of fruits? It is the poorest jingle i have heard in all of my days.
If swimming is such good exercise then why are Whales fat?
Also where is Copenhagen? I realise i could look this one up, but can't be bothered, i really want to go there though because it sounds like coconut. And I really enjoy coconuts and how they smell. They are probably my bestest smell along with creosote. But I think that might be a carcinogenic?
But my main Q's for you is this, it has been empirically verified that Ewan Mcgregor is in fact the best actor in the world, so why does he not get credit for Angels and demons? Why is it only Tom hanks name in the trailer? why does he only get a two minute slot on Jonathan Ross, when Eminem gets at least twenty? This I am sure you'll agree is Utterly ludicrous and I am NOT talking about the rapper.

I bought a red cabbage at Morrison's today because it was thirty eight pence. I don't know what to do with it. What even is a red cabbage? I am not entirely sure.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Gilmore is due to begin any minute now. I wonder if there is any kind of Gilmore tour?
This advert made Hussain and I ever so happy yest...